Juan Lam

About Me


Juan Lam is an aspiring storyteller based in Miami. He likes reading, writing, and not reading what he writes. Fond of vanilla tootsie rolls, and prone to play with computers. Robots are a major distraction hazard. In his spare time he makes nerdy apparel and weapons and indulges in comic books and incessant internet browsing. He fancies himself a Spellsword but is, in reality, a Bard. And sometimes, that’s quite alright.

Ingredients to Make a Juan Lam (single serving):

-A little bit of Gandalf

-A little bit of Tony Stark

-A pinch of Peter Parker


-A dash of Ted Mosby

Bake at 305°F for 19 years